So it’s been a while since we checked in on Girlfriends Films and HOLY SHIT HAVE THEY GONE CRAZY! Please Make Me a Lesbian! Part 7 opens with MILF Zoey Holloway creepily seducing/molesting supposedly straight Lily Carter with the help of Bree Daniels when she decides to go get her daughter (!!), Prinzzess to make it a foursome. The film cuts to Prinzzess in her bedroom with a naked male voodoo doll as she shoves pins into the doll’s penis uttering lunacy while creepy music plays. I guess if you’re the type of girl who fucks your mom, a little insanity is expected, but this is supposed to be hot? Yikes. To be fair, a really hot lesbian orgy follows but the lead in was so psychotic that it was hard to focus on the action. Lily Carter and Shyla Jennings are up next which looks promising, but alas, more militant anti-male diatribes are in store and oh look, they have a voodoo doll too! Apparently, stabbing doll’s dicks is a lesbian turn on or something because they fuck right afterwards. The next scene’s lubricant is a really weird conversation about Aiden Ashley’s grandmother running with scissors, impaling herself and bleeding out in the guest house. This apparently turns Lexi Belle on because they roll right into bed. The final scene takes a much more traditional approach at seduction with Bree getting a little too close to Shyla as she gives her some billiards pointers. It’s amazing how much hotter a girl-girl scene can be when not preceded by violence. Wow.