Starring:Veronica Avluv, Dana DeArmond, April O’Neil, Jessie Andrews, Mae Meyers, Johnny Castle, Rocco Reed, Chris Johnson, Charles Dera, Anthony Rosano
When this one showed up on my desk, I immediately cringed since any porno with the word “family” in it usually implies that there’ll be some incest. So imagine my surprise to find that not only is there not a trace of it, but Filthy Family 5 is one of the hottest pornos I have ever seen (and as a reviewer of porn, that’s saying a LOT!). FF5 is about a family with healthy sexual appetites. It opens with possibly one of the best performances ever filmed when Johnny’s teacher (Dana DeArmond) shows up to give him a little ‘tutoring’. Her enthusiasm is frankly unmatchable. Watching her walk out of his room past the eavesdropping, uptight mom with cum all over her face is priceless and guaranteed to elicit a chuckle or two. Sis (April O’Neil) also gets in on the action when she seduces her dad’s new business partner while he’s getting paperwork out of his car. Dad is none too thrilled to catch them in the act (btw… everyone gets busted immediately after the cumshot in this one). Jessie Andrews brings her cute little pussy to the table as one of two friends of the kids who are waiting around and decide to screw to pass the time. Dad catches them as well. The kids decide their parents need to get laid so they set them both up with all too willing partners to wrap up this joint. I can’t remember ever seeing hotter sex scenes and this may indeed spoil me for all future titles. All in all, I can’t recommend this one enough.