A Cautionary Tale About Betting For The Fellas...

Dear Miss Adventure,

My boyfriend and I had a bet that if I lost 30 pounds, he'd take it up the butt. Well, he lost. Now I am looking for some tips on first time anal. Can you help?

Ride'm Cowgirl in Canton 

 

Daer RCC,

Congratulations! If only Oprah could get something like that going.... What you'll need to defile your naysaying guy (who will soon be saying "ARGHHHHHHHHH!" instead) is the Bend Over Beginner kit. Perfect for the maiden voyage where you get to play captain, BOB is excellent for testing the waters. Made by Tantus Inc., "the science of sensation" people, this well-made and well-thought out adjustable harness, dildo and vibrator combination hits the bull's eye, so to speak, for comfort and quality. And while we can't vouche personally for the receiving end, we can tell you that our latin love slave, the one who gives us "incendio en el pantalon" had a great time helping us test drive this item and was texting half an hour later saying he wanted to try the larger size. That's a GOOD BOY! and that's a good product. What you get with BOB is a comfy and washable, velvet lined harness (up to size 60") with a secret pocket for a bullet vibrator, as well as two, sleek 100% silicone dildos. All hypoallergenic and environmentally friendly, this "green" sex toy is also phthalate free. We're not sure what that is either, but we'll take it. Plus, there's an O-ring for accomodating larger dildos, should the need arise. Try BOB and you'll get your money's worth on this bet for sure. Check out the video on use and more product information at